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Doctor: "And we're not there yet." When ordering food at a restaurant, I asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die." My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset.
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Never hit anyone with glasses. If you must hit them, use a baseball bat. Friendship's more important than money. Unless someone owes you $100. Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off. 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologize' mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral.
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Men, Greatest Treasure, Illusion. 6 Copy quote. I like the way that Dexter mixed humor, dark humor and tragedy, in a way I don't think that I've seen another show do. To handle those tonal shifts with so much confidence. Normally, you can mix humor and dark humor, you can mix dark humor and tragedy, but to mix all three.
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1 "Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk." Robert Bloch 2 "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and.
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1. I don't have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere. 2. The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They're always so twisted. 3. When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
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What Qualifies As Dark Comedy? To put it simply — dark comedy and dark memes, in essence, are jokes that laugh about taboo subjects. To put it even simpler, these are the jokes that laugh at things that shouldn't be funny in the first place or are hard to discuss.
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#1 "It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married." — Robert Frost #2 "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." — Zsa Zsa Gabor
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1. "When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark." 2. "I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life ." 3..
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#1 I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden. Riccardo Falconi Report 606 points POST thats funny 94 View more comments #2 My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
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" Résumé Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful. You might as well live." ― Dorothy Parker, Enough Rope tags: dark-humor , humor , suicide 2180 likes Like "I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are." ― Jess C Scott, The Devilin Fey
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#1 When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates. Report 150 points POST this one has a point 66 View More Replies. View more comments #2 Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"?